no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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