what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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