fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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