so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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