So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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