I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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