I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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