MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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