Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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