I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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