That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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