I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
ok first of all what the fuck
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