Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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