I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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