We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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