I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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