Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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