Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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