I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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