5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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