i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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