I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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