My brain says no but my pants say off.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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