Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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