Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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