Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I want her autograph on my taint
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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