$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
