I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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