you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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