What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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