talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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