remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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