you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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