Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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