420 ftw
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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