Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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