Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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