Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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