So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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