gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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