he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
