Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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