One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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