This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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