Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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