Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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