I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize