I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
