youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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