it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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