ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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