I think scott just propositioned me for sex
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you win again, gameday.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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