When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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