no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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