Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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