I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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