I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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