remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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